People are so nice. During the recent ice storms my street was closed at the top of the hill due to a downed power line. One idiot after another drove all the way up to the warning tape crossing the road and was then forced to back down. Someone lost control and hit my car but the cocksucker wasn't kind enough to fess up to it. If you're reading this, dear driver, I'd just like to say, "Fuck you and your extended family."
This makes the third time my car has been hit and damaged while parked. What is up with that?
